(This is a sticky post.)

I just learned that the awesomeness that is Oh, The Joys has nominated me for a Blogger’s Choice Award. Thank you so much!!

I have been nominated in the category of, “The Blogitzer”, an award which “will be presented to the blogger who demonstrates the best writing ability on his or her blog.”

The stats at the moment I am writing this post show the following: Dooce: 282 votes, “Using My Powers For Good”: 3 votes.

But I’m not really that upset because, Holy Cow!! I’ve been nominated in the same category as Dooce!!

And also, I have another cool button to add to my blog!!

I am very easily excited

And so, if you feel like sharing a little blogging love, you can click on that cool little button and vote for me-maybe we can break into the double digits!

You can also vote for all your other favorite blogs while you’re there-there is no limit on the number of blogs you can vote for in each category.

Happy Thursday!

And lo, the heavens did open, and the angels did descend and pour forth their heavenly songs, because today, I created a Podcast. ALL. BY. MY. SELF!

To give you some idea of the magnitude of this achievement, just imagine if a rock, which moments before had been totally inert, suddenly came to life and began to expound on the principles of Quantum Physics in four languages simultaneously. That’s a pretty good metaphor for what happened here today.

A few weeks ago I gave a speech entitled, “Black Sheep Girl In A White Sheep World” at my local Toastmasters club meeting. Me being who I am it was of course a humorous speech, so I knew it would be a perfect complement to the writing I do here on my blog.

And so I am very pleased to present to you here my very first podcast ever, “Black Sheep Girl In A White Sheep World”.

1. Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who voted for my blog in the “Blogs of Summer Awards”! Thanks to all of you, “Using My Powers For Good” came in 3rd with 79 votes. Woo hoo!

2. Thank you also to everyone who has been keeping my family in your thoughts and prayers. Apparently when my grandfather got to the second hospital they discovered that all 5 of his coronary arteries were almost completely blocked, and so last night he had quintuple bypass surgery. He came through the surgery well, and now we are just waiting to see what happens next.

I have designed my own 2-part method of coping with this stress:

Part One: Designated Dining For Disasters

I make sure to get in enough nutrients from each of these four food groups:

-sugar
-fat
-carbs
-caffeine

Part Two: 2-D Action Plan

And I plan activities that rely heavily on

distraction
and
denial

(Along with the time-tested practice of going to bed in one room of the house and awakening the next morning in a completely different spot, with absolutely no memory whatsoever of how I got there. This is extremely bizarre, because I am normally a VERY light sleeper, much like Heather B. Armstrong of dooce describes her daughter: “Sometimes at night while she is asleep in her room at the back of the house I can wake her up from fifty feet away by imagining the sound an eyelash would make if it drifted to the ground.”)

So please keep us in your thoughts, and I will keep you posted.

Thank you so much to everyone who has voted for me in the “Blogs of Summer” Awards. I’m doing really well, but it is a pretty hotly contested race between me and one other blog.

So if you haven’t yet placed your vote, please do so by Thursday. And remember that all you have to do is this:

1. Go to this site.
2. Scroll down to “Blogs of Summer Voting”
3. Click on the little circle next to “Using My Powers For Good”
4. Click on the “vote” button.

And please spread the word to anyone else that you think will vote for me too!

Thanks!

Thank you to everyone who nominated me for the “Blogs of Summer Awards”.

I am so excited to announce that I am one of the finalists in the “Humor and Satire” category.

Voting takes place Monday, July 24 through Thursday, July 27, so once again I am shamelessly soliciting your votes!

All you need to do is this:

1. Go to this site.
2. Scroll down to “Blogs of Summer Voting”
3. Click on the little circle next to “Using My Powers For Good”
4. Click on the “vote” button.

And please spread the word to anyone else that you think will vote for me too!

Thanks!

So I just discovered this really cool thing happening over at this website called “Bloggin’ Outloud”.

Apparently they are hosting “The Blogs Of Summer Awards”, and are currently in the process of accepting nominations.

And since I am totally cool with the whole idea of shameless begging and pleading self-promotion in the interests of tricking people into believing that I’m actually a writer sharing my writing with others, I decided to ask you, my honored readers, if you would be willing to nominate my blog in the category of Humor and Satire.

In order to nominate me, all you need to do is this:
1. Click here
2. Scroll down the page until you see “Comments via Blogger” and “Lots of Chatter”.
3. Click on either one of those two links and leave a new comment stating that you would like to nominate me
-”Using My Powers For Good” by Jenny Ryan
-www.jennyryan.com
-category: humor

Thank you so much!

Jenny

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