Why My Gym Is Perfect For Me
2007 January 30
My trainer: “OK, next you’re going to do this back machine.”
Me: “OK.”
My trainer: “So you sit here…”
Me: “Yeah”
My trainer: “…and you hold these handles…”
Me: “Uh huh”
My trainer: “…and make sure that your chest is pressed against this piece here.”
Me: “OK”
My trainer: “And if you’re ovulating, like I think I might be right now…”
Me: with a whiplash-inducing head whip in order to convey the very important message of, WTF?!
My trainer: “…then your nipples WILL hurt.”
Me: “Um..OK, thanks. That’s good to know.”
Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)
Oh that’s too funny. way too funny. Oh my that’s funny. That’s all I can say.
Now that’s just funny…feeling a little comfortable with you are they? LOL
LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already? And here I thought your trainer was a guy all this time! Bad, bad Judy.
your trainer IS female right? hahahahaha
Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.
Steven Wislon
I hate it when that happens.
Well, if her nipples hurt while doing an exercise, it’s time to get a new trainer because obviously she is doing it wrong. You DON”T want to pinch your nipples in the exercise equipment, that silly woman.
Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it! ROFL!
You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.
Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)
Um, not unless men have begun ovulating without my knowledge
Oh that’s too funny.
Yeah, it was great. And I IMMEDIATELY informed her that I was coming home to put our conversation up on my blog.
feeling a little comfortable with you are they?
Oh yeah-we get along great. I am always totally free to express my inner smart-ass with her.
LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already?
Oh yeah-but AWESOME blog fodder!
Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.
This is true.
You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.
Hee.
your trainer IS female right?
Oh yeah. Because you know if I’d had any kind of conversation about ovulating that was initiated by a man, I would have had to start a whole nother blog dedicated entirely to that.
I hate it when that happens.
Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it!
Sensitive booby time=not fun.