Pure Evil
2007 January 23
Today at the gym.
My trainer: “OK, now I want you to go down into lunge position. And when you’re down I want you to stay down there and just pulse 20 times.”
Me: “We have a name for these at my house.”
My trainer: “Oh yeah? What’s that?”
Me: “We call these ‘Pure Evil’.”
As I’m getting ready to do the next set I see my trainer walking towards me with a set of free weights in her hands.
Me: “I wonder what’s worse than pure evil?”
My trainer: “Pure evil with weights?”
I don’t know what I would say if someone told me to get down and “pulse”. I’d probably interpret it as “get down and have a seizure for a while”, which really wouldn’t be much fun or a good workout.
Pure evil is right
I need a trainer SOOO badly.
because without one I”m just doing the “yeah, that’s evil – I can skip evil” routine. *sigh*
haha! why do trainers insist on these horrible things??????? i know, i know they’re good for you lalala, but you’re right, they are EVIL!!!!
Oh yeah. I know what you mean. I went to the gym last night too and I wrote about pure evil today as well!
I think that i would probably laugh if someone said that to me. Just because i’m weird like that.
It just goes to show that trainers are the pure evil, LOL!
I’d probably interpret it as “get down and have a seizure for a while”,
Funny!
I need a trainer SOOO badly.
I will say that I never would have forced myself on my own to do what she makes me do. I like the results, and she enjoys the pain, so really everyone wins.
i know, i know they’re good for you lalala, but you’re right, they are EVIL!!!!
Oh yeah. I know what you mean. I went to the gym last night too
It just goes to show that trainers are the pure evil, LOL!
I think that i would probably laugh if someone said that to me.
Luckily for me she is just as much of a smart ass as I am, so she does not at all mind being referred to in this way, or my sarcastic jokes and responses to her commands.