Yesterday I received the following email from a friend of mine who has published some of my essays on her website:
was just looking at my stats..and THIS was one of the keywords used to find something on my site: “jenny ryan naked”
oh PULEEZ tell me that you have an essay up that includes your name and the word naked!! lol
otherwise..well…I don’t know…you’re young and adorable and all..but if you’re posing naked all over the internet I’m gonna be wondering…”
So here I am once again, using my powers for good by inadvertently scarring the imaginations of all my friends.
(Incidentally, I believe this particular keyword phrase was a result of this essay I wrote last year.)