Memorial Day With Engineers
Author: Administrator
Category: Good Words
My Father-In-Law: You know how optimists say the glass is half empty, and pessimists say the glass is half full?
My Husband: Yeah.
My Father-In-Law: Do you know what engineers say?
My Husband: They say that the glass is too big.
My Father-In-Law: Exactly. The glass is twice as big as it needs to be.














5 Comments so far
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crse
May 30th, 2007 at 6:39 am
Ha! I just read a blog where somebody made a comment about someone being a camel violator (to be delicate) and an engineer commented in detail about the physics that would be needed to accomplish such a feat. Love those fellow dorks!
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JAM
May 31st, 2007 at 3:25 pm
I’ve ruined many a good point folks were trying to make, with thinking like this. It’s part of the curse of being an engineer.
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Mary
June 1st, 2007 at 9:28 am
Good one! My husband (the IT)would probably say something like the glass wouldn’t be half full if it had a good anti virus software installed.
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Liara Covert
June 9th, 2007 at 2:52 am
Just goes to show that its all in the way you look at it. By the way, hasn’t this engineer ever been told that size isn’t everything?
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Administrator
June 19th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
It’s part of the curse of being an engineer.
an engineer commented in detail about the physics that would be needed to accomplish such a feat. Love those fellow dorks!
Just goes to show that its all in the way you look at it.
Good one!
Yes, my life would be much less entertaining were it not for the presence of engineers.