Why My Gym Is Perfect For Me
Author: Administrator
Category: Grin and Bear It, What?!, These Are the Days of My Life, People Say The Funniest Things
My trainer: OK, next you’re going to do this back machine.
Me: OK.
My trainer: So you sit here…
Me: Yeah
My trainer: …and you hold these handles…
Me: Uh huh
My trainer: …and make sure that your chest is pressed against this piece here.
Me: OK
My trainer: And if you’re ovulating, like I think I might be right now…
Me: with a whiplash-inducing head whip in order to convey the very important message of, WTF?!
My trainer: …then your nipples WILL hurt.
Me: Um..OK, thanks. That’s good to know.
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18 Comments so far
1.
Sam
January 30th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)
2.
yoshi
January 30th, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Oh that’s too funny. way too funny. Oh my that’s funny. That’s all I can say.
3.
tiggerprr
January 30th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
Now that’s just funny…feeling a little comfortable with you are they? LOL
4.
Judy
January 30th, 2007 at 8:50 pm
LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already? And here I thought your trainer was a guy all this time! Bad, bad Judy.
5.
Christieo
January 30th, 2007 at 10:57 pm
your trainer IS female right? hahahahaha
6.
Steven Wilson
January 30th, 2007 at 11:54 pm
Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.
Steven Wislon
7.
InterstellarLass
January 31st, 2007 at 2:45 pm
I hate it when that happens.
8.
Mary (Mert)
January 31st, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Well, if her nipples hurt while doing an exercise, it’s time to get a new trainer because obviously she is doing it wrong. You DON”T want to pinch your nipples in the exercise equipment, that silly woman.
Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it! ROFL!
9.
Diesel
February 1st, 2007 at 7:09 pm
You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.
10.
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February 5th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
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Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:46 am
Wow! An expert this trainer (a man?)
Um, not unless men have begun ovulating without my knowledge
12.
Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:48 am
Oh that’s too funny.
Yeah, it was great. And I IMMEDIATELY informed her that I was coming home to put our conversation up on my blog.
13.
Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:53 am
feeling a little comfortable with you are they?
Oh yeah-we get along great. I am always totally free to express my inner smart-ass with her.
14.
Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:54 am
LOL…. like… uh…. TMI, already?
Oh yeah-but AWESOME blog fodder!
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Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Always nice to know when something is going to make your nipples hurt.
This is true.
16.
Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:56 am
You know, she mentioned that same thing about ovulating to me. Curious.
Hee.
17.
Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 9:58 am
your trainer IS female right?
Oh yeah. Because you know if I’d had any kind of conversation about ovulating that was initiated by a man, I would have had to start a whole nother blog dedicated entirely to that.
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Administrator
February 8th, 2007 at 10:00 am
I hate it when that happens.
Though if you did get your boobs pinch, you might get a good run around the room out of it!
Sensitive booby time=not fun.