Thursday Thirteen #9: 13 Things I Want To Say To Nick Lachey
Author: Administrator
Category: My Mind Works in Mysterious Ways, Thursday Thirteen
For some reason whenever I hear his song, "What's Left Of Me", I get really
cranky and I just want to go and give him a piece of my mind.
1."Watched my life pass me by -- in the rearview mirror"
2. Yeah, it must be so tough to spend all your time
with one gorgeous woman after another.
3. "Pictures frozen in time -- are becoming clearer"
4. Really? Like how you maybe should have noticed a long time ago
the Giant Red Flag Of Warning that is Joe Simpson’s
obsession with his own daughter?
5. "I don't wanna waste another day -- stuck in the shadow of my mistakes"
6. Um, like marrying a girl who had absolutely no clue whatsoever
how to function as an adult or take care of herself? Needy much?
7. "Now I'm broken, and I'm faded -- I'm half the man I thought I would be "
8. Yeah, I bet you are.
9. "But you can have -- what's left of me."
10. What?! Seriously? You're offering me your
bloody, broken, beaten down carcass?
11. And I'm supposed to be enticed into thinking
that this is something completely irresistible?
12. "Take what's left of this man/Make me whole once again"
13. Um, no thanks. Take the responsibility for FIXING YOURSELF FIRST
(Hello! Don't be all co-dependent like Jessica here!), and then we'll talk.
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46 Comments so far
1.
ali
September 28th, 2006 at 9:04 am
wow…i’m impressed that you can think of 13 things to say to him.
great list! happy tt!
2.
Darla
September 28th, 2006 at 9:09 am
Oh, nice job! I love 10 & 11.
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Momish
September 28th, 2006 at 9:15 am
Well said! I wouldn’t even want him whole, yet alone a broken ugly mess. Couldn’t agree with you more on this one. Great list!
4.
Stacy
September 28th, 2006 at 10:14 am
Very entertaining, loved this one!
Have a great day, and thanks so much for stopping by my T13 earlier!!!
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Diana
September 28th, 2006 at 10:24 am
You know, I used to think he was the one who had the clue, but watching his actions now… I’m not so sure. Does he really want another relationship with a pretty fame-monger?
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Erica
September 28th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Very funny! I can’t stand either one of them, to be honest.
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Sparky
September 28th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Hilarious. Jessica is a manufactured singer, hey kind of like 98 degrees, so maybe they did belong together. Though im scared because I remember 98 degrees. Happy TT
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JB
September 28th, 2006 at 10:39 am
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks this song is a sappy mess!
9.
Colleen Gleason
September 28th, 2006 at 10:45 am
Hee hee! Great list, and right on the money.
10.
Caryle
September 28th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Oops, I tried this once, but the system ate it.
Thanks for the giggles. I can’t stand Jessica Simpson.
11.
Gail
September 28th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Good ones! I couldn’t think of 13 to say to him either, but yeah, who would want what’s left of him!
12.
amy
September 28th, 2006 at 11:31 am
I loved this…
13.
Cheysuli
September 28th, 2006 at 11:34 am
As usual humans over rate themselves and men tend to overrate themselves far more than women… I couldn’t have given a better example myself…
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Caylynn
September 28th, 2006 at 11:35 am
Too funny!
Thanks for the laugh! Have a great Thursday. 
15.
Nikki
September 28th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
OMG that is soo funny. You are like…right on! Hey could you read my TT as well? =P Thanks.
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Domestic Geek
September 28th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
OMG, this cracked me up! I’d like to smack him upside the head to knock some sense into him, too. Happy TT!
17.
Silver
September 28th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
lol - thanks for the laugh
18.
Debby
September 28th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
LOL! Cute. Happy Thursday!
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Audrey
September 28th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Love it!
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Chey’s Place » Thursday Thirteen #6
September 28th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
[…] Thirteen Things I do to annoy the Man Many of you may know that the man and I have our differences. Here are 13 things that I do to bother him–as often as possible. 1. I rub my fur on the sheets on his side of the bed. 2. I roll on his clothing as soon as it’s out of the dryer. 3. I attack only his socks when they are waiting to be folded. 4. I meow at him for food and then refuse to eat it until he leaves. 5. I ignore him when he wants attention. 6. I knock stuff off his computer desk. 7. I run away when he goes to pet me. 8. I refuse to cuddle with him when the woman leaves. 9. I make sure he knows I see him and then walk away. 10. I run over to the woman as soon as he leaves her side so he knows I’m avoiding him. 11. I annoy Gemini so that she doesn’t sit next to him and get attention either. 12. When he practices putting, I lay between the putting cup and where he is standing and stretch. 13. I move the golf balls he putts so that they don’t go into the cup. Links to other Thursday Thirteens! 1.Colleen 2. Janet 3. Diane 4.Silver 5. Candy Minx 6. Althea 7. Carmen 8. Jenny Ryan 9. Sadie 10. Darla 11. Merlin 12. Bev 13. Colleen Gleason 14. (leave your link in comments, I’ll add you here!) […]
21.
Lisa
September 28th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
I couldn’t have thought of 3 things to say to him…so you’re ahead of me on this one!
Thanks for stopping by my 13!
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Christine
September 28th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
That was hilarious!Thanks for the laugh. I agree,who would want what’s left of him!
Happy Thursday!
23.
Les
September 28th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
That is a great list. Some of the things I am sure he needs to hear!!!
Happy TT!!
24.
DK Raymer
September 28th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Gee, I can’t think of a thing to add to your list - except maybe this: I hope he doesn’t breed. One generation of dumb and self-absorbed is quite enough, thank you. Thanks for stopping by my blog! Happy TT.
25.
Cindy Swanson
September 28th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
This is one of the funniest TT’s ever…what a great idea! There’s a few songs I’d like to parse, too.
My TT is up…
26.
Neila
September 28th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
That is AWESOME!! I will never listen to that song the same way again. Great Thursday Thirteen!!
27.
Danielle
September 28th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Ha Ha Ha!!! That’s too funny!
You should record it into a parody song and send it to all the radio station’s…better yet, just post it online!
LMAO
28.
celfy
September 28th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
This is totally inspired and brilliant. Well done.
29.
Chelle
September 28th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I do not really care for either of them!
30.
Lisa
September 28th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Hate him, hate the song, think he and Jessica Simson are no talent dorks. Wheee! That was some good hating! You said what was in my mind re: that insipid song.
Good (and inventive!) 13!
Thanks for popping by Snarkypants and cheering me up over my lamest 13 ever! hehe
Have a good weekend.
31.
David
September 28th, 2006 at 10:32 pm
Thanks for this validation of my assessment of popular contemporary music. *heh* Yeh, I had to google the song and read the so-called lyrics. That you limited yourself to thirteen things shows great restraint.
:-)
32.
Brony
September 28th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Thanks for making me smile.
Happy TT!
33.
bernie
September 29th, 2006 at 2:26 am
I had no idea the words to any of his songs were supposed to mean anything.
Thanks for visiting me.
I linked to you from TT -13 reasons you know it’s 2006
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planck's constant
September 29th, 2006 at 2:27 am
TT -13 reasons you know it’s 2006…
1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries….
35.
Addie
September 29th, 2006 at 4:08 am
Hi There - thanks for stopping by my TT. Happy TT to you as well
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PRACTiCAL CHiCK
September 29th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Funny TT. Thanks for stopping by mine.
37.
nat
September 29th, 2006 at 10:10 am
AWESOMEly funny. You tell him, hon! Thanks for coming by my TT!
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Tink
September 29th, 2006 at 10:12 am
I don’t know the song, but I’m not a Nick fan too. Funny TT!
39.
Frances
September 29th, 2006 at 10:43 am
You should submit that to People or US magazine.
Thanks for swinging by my site.
See you next week,
Frances
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LuluBunny
September 29th, 2006 at 11:07 am
ROTFL - you cracked me up big time with this list - THANKS
41.
buttercup
September 29th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
I just don’t get the Nick Lachey thing. He’s too cromagnum for my tastes.
Thanks for stopping by my TT!
42.
Huberama
September 29th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
very funny - LOL!
43.
Meg
September 29th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
ROFLMAO! Thanks, I was in need of a chuckle!!!
44.
tinker
September 29th, 2006 at 9:01 pm
LOL!
45.
MommyBa
September 30th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Hilarious!!! Love it!
Thanks for visiting my TT and have a happy weekend!
46.
CRSE
September 30th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
On a related note, I saw a picture of Christina Agulara (sp?) yesterday and thought the cover was about transgender issues. Sometimes i just think things like “why do i know nick lachey’s name?”