Monday, August 28, 2006

A “Dear John” Letter To My Spammers

Author: Administrator
Category: Tech-NO, Using My Powers

Dear Shemale Michigan Swinger,

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Because I’ve found someone new, a Word Press plug-in named Akismet, a collaborative effort to make comment and trackback spam a non-issue and restore innocence to blogging, someone who gives to me in ways that you never can.

Goodbye, LevitraValiumSoma,

Jenny

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8 Comments so far

1.

CRSE
August 28th, 2006 at 4:07 pm

Im jealous. Although I keep telling my husband that one day Im really going to please him with my gigantic member (as my email keeps promising me). Was that inappropriate? (I figure once you have shaved teenage grannies, its open season)

2.

Administrator
August 28th, 2006 at 8:38 pm

So, so, funny!!

“Gigantic member”=AWESOME!

3.

Debra
August 29th, 2006 at 7:08 am

This is sublime :~)

4.

Administrator
August 29th, 2006 at 3:57 pm

Thanks, Debra. It was a lot of fun to write! :)

PS-Love your smiley!

5.

Karen
August 31st, 2006 at 11:21 am

HA!!!!!!!! I love this - it never occured to me that someone could put those damnable spammy names/subjects to good use - hurray Jenny.

6.

Danielle
August 31st, 2006 at 3:55 pm

You are hilarious! I may have to give akismet a try myself!

7.

Administrator
August 31st, 2006 at 4:02 pm

Thanks, Karen. I’m glad they could be used for SOMETHING good!

8.

Administrator
September 5th, 2006 at 10:30 am

Thanks, Danielle. So far it’s been working great for me!

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