You Might Be A Crazy Blogger If…
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Category: Fur Babies, My Mind Works in Mysterious Ways
Saturday Morning, The One Day You Can Sleep In…
6:50 am-7:15 am: Your three cats take it in turn to physically harrass you as you lay in bed, in punishment for your being out of cat food
7:16 am: The cat currently on “harrassment rotation” uses your chest as a launching pad to leap up and attack another cat who, apparently, is not sticking to the schedule
7:17 am: Your husband is awakened out of a dead sleep by the sounds of you swearing like a sailor
7:18 am: Mopping up of blood
7:23 am: After clearing the bedroom of all cats your husband leaves for the grocery store which, fortunately for you, is open 24 hours a day
7:25 am: With nothing left to do but go back to bed, you find yourself mentally constructing the funniest way to present this story on your blog
7:30 am: Typing…
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